Pfffft.

She was cut off by the crackle of the speaker on the desk. “This is Badger,” the ANBU’s voice came through the comm. “The battle is over.” 

The jounin whirled on the comm angrily. “Over, what do you mean over?” 

“It’s won,” another ANBU chimed in; his companion appeared to be speechless. “The entire flank of the enemy has been taken down.” 

“How?! Did we get reinforcements?”

“No, it was Sasuke Uchiha in his fucking pajamas.” 


*


“I don’t see why,” Kakashi said pleasantly from where he stood by the trees, face hidden by an orange book. “Sasuke’s chakra is still bound; he’s limited to taijutsu. Naruto needs to get used to working with only his own chakra again, and won’t likely be able to perform very many jutsu at all. They need to get used to their new abilities – or compensate for the lack of them. It’s a good testing ground for both of them. Besides,” he added, “you’re here to bind them if things get out of hand, and Sakura is here to patch them up.”

“Did you miss the part,” Shikamaru interrupted, “where Uchiha took out a bunch of A-class nin in his pajamas?” 

“A bunch of A-class nin were in his pajamas?” Kakashi asked, turning a page. “Whatever were they doing there?”

Sakura giggled.


*


Fuck yeah, brilliantly written fic.
This is from here. :)